Ask Cory: New hookup operating procedures during the COVID19 outbreakContinue reading
Dear Cory: I have been out-of-my-mind horny this week for some reason. Probably the impending apocalypse. Care to comment on these waves of lust and their timing?Continue reading
Love is liberally admixed with everything else in a person’s mind. Imagine a blender set on very low.Continue reading
Despite all the fun and feeling connection deep in my soul and all that, something happened in the park last week that freaked me out a bit and I feel like I need to ask someone about it.Continue reading
We recently moved into a house with a lawn, and, though I’d rather dig the shit up and plant something useful, like potatoes, circumstances demand that we maintain the lawn as is. Thus, we need to buy a lawn mower.
The wife, and my inner environmentalist, want me to buy the relatively environmentally neutral (as if there’s anything environmentally neutral about a semi-suburban lawn) electric mower. However, I grew up with engines, the smell of gasoline and two-cycle oil, and the roar of combustion. Electric mowers just seem a little pansy. I mean no offense by that, I did a lot of guys before I got married, but I think you know what I’m getting at.
What should I do?Continue reading
I am resistant to referring to a married gay man as a husband. What do you make of the growing legality of gay marriage?
Gay and GreyingContinue reading
Is nothing sacred?
— Scared of the VoidContinue reading
Dear Cory: Why is it that men so often spit while urinating? I see this (okay, saw this long ago) among schoolboys in the park, and it’s just as common with men at the urinals at the opera. Is there an evolutionary explanation? — Horkin’ in the Boys’ RoomContinue reading
Dear Cory: So I’ve been trying to have a key copy made for my office at one of my jobs (I have to share it). There’s only one key so if it gets lost – problems. Plus I want to … Continue reading
Hey Cory: Have a look at this ad. I’m sure you will be able to deconstruct it. My eyes hurt when I saw it. Thanks, my man, get to work! Mirror BallsContinue reading