Submit to us

We like submissive readers! If you have something to say that seems to fit well with our raison d’ĂȘtre, we’d like to hear from you. Send us your poetry, fiction, non-fiction, reviews, photographs, art, or lightly used underwear. Include a short bio, and if we like it, we’ll publish it!

Guidelines: Tell us about your art, and if text is your thing post a sample in the box below. Otherwise, pitch your idea or describe what you’d like to send. If we like it we’ll send you a link (or even a mailing address if necessary) to which to submit your material.

Please note that HHCIB is a not-for-profit enterprise, and – as much as we’d like to – we don’t pay. Nor do we get paid. Submit to us because you love us!

We reserve the right to accept, reject, or ask for revisions according to our own tastes, whim, and a penchant for obsessive but charmingly old-world pedantry. Spelling is sexy!