The chilled air, the sweat, blood dripping from your lip, the roar of the crowd, an itch in your groin that you just can't reach. If you're out of the action, Penalty Box by Dirty Boy will have you remembering the camaraderie of the locker room.
Penalty Box Puck Smear Can is a die-cast black aluminum puck containing 150ml of high quality smear attractant. Not only can it bear the logo of your favourite hockey team, but you can request the replica signature of your favourite player. Once you've used up the attractant it makes a fine box for your chaw.
At Dirty Boy, we care about your health. Those with allergies will be glad to see that we list all our ingredients. Try getting that from Calvin Klein.
Ingredients: powdered lead paint, cold-pressed worn wood, Swedish extract of soiled plastic flooring, organic hockey pad fungus aromatase, leather glove extract (may contain sweat), wet-pressed hot skate leather, Zamboni exhaust precipitate (meets California emission standards), hops, steam-extracted foot sweat (may be previously frozen), caramelized sugar, blood or plasma, wet wool juice, artificial groin sweat number 4, moisturizing base, salt.
