The buzz of flies segues to the buzz of an opening zipper. You drop your overalls and lean against the back wall. You tell him, "We have to hurry, my dad is waiting for me to slop the pigs."
Outbuilding Smear or Squirt Drum is a 6-inch miniature of a 40-gallon steel drum, just like those once used on the prairies for tractor fuel. The top lid screws off with the smear version, and the squirt version comes with a removable pump that screws tightly into a snug hole on the lid.
At Dirty Boy, we care about your health. Those with allergies will be glad to see that we list all our ingredients. Try getting that from Calvin Klein.
Ingredients: filtrate of tractor barn dirt floor (may contain anti-freeze), essence of weathered wood (minimum age 60 years), hay dust, straw dust, purple (marked) gasoline, generic hydraulic fluid, Molycote® G-0102 bearing grease, powdered recycled rubber, extract of charred electrical circuits, metal shavings, alcohol extract of welding bench hood exhaust filter, dried owl guano.
