How Hard Can It Be?

dear cory:

do you believe in god? --still such a babe, Wisconsin


Dear SSAB:

Your handle is longer than your question, an admirable and pleasing conciseness on your part: pleasing because it leaves more space for Cory to ramble. Your rejection of standard capitalization would suggest you are e.e. cummings, were he not dead. Canadian lesbian lawyers and writers also have a tendency to style themselves in lower case. Or is that Lesbian? Cory prefers the term vagitarian. Cory is already rambling.

But on to your question: say you have goldfish in a bowl. Goldfish don't have enough brain cells to understand what you are and why you are putting food in the bowl for them. They just eat. It would be a dumb fish indeed which got so wound up about whether to believe in you or not that it starved to death.